Sikes Six Theatres at 3111 Midwestern Parkway, Wichita Falls

Reviews

• Jordan Jacobs

  Feb 06, 2018
  ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
  We read all the reviews, but I kept saying "Oh, come on... it CAN'T be THAT bad!"
  
  Read on, because it is. It is that bad. Maybe worse.
  
  It was the only theater showing the particular movie I wanted to see, so we went anyway. Tickets were about $10 each, but the lobby should have been the giveaway. We continued to the theater to find that there really AREN'T stadium seats. See the picture. If the person in front of you is 6 inches taller than you, then you can't see the screen. Lucky us, we were alone.
  
  Also, since we were alone, we took the time to roughly measure the screen. It's about 25ft wide and about 15ft tall. Puny by theater standards. And it's offset to one side of the theater. Again, see the picture. I can't make this stuff up.
  
  But! Assuming you're alone you can sit right at the front, against the aisle so that you're roughly centered on the screen. But then you can hear every car in the parking lot through the exit door that's beside the screen and not soundproof at all.
  
  That is, you could hear the cars outside of you can sort it out of the noise from the theater next to you, which is separated from your theater by a standard interior 2x4 wall. It's a 2x4 frame, 2 sheets of drywall, and some window curtains hung to try and dampen the sound of a MOVIE THEATER. I had just watched Fate of the Furious about a week before this movie and I could clearly tell which scene they were on through the wall while trying to watch my movie. Somewhere in all of THAT noise is the sound of YOUR movie, and if you can listen carefully you can almost hear it.
  
  Oh yeah, and it smelled like urine. Like human urine, and dirty feet.
  
  I can't overstate how bad this theater is... seriously I've only scratched the surface here. Don't waste your money.

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